http://www.phantommullet.com The blog that ruined the internet for serious people. Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:35:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.phantommullet.com/2009/04/12/what-ive-done-this-week/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=what-ive-done-this-week http://www.phantommullet.com/2009/04/12/what-ive-done-this-week/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:24:00 +0000 Darren http://www.phantommullet.com/2009/04/12/what-ive-done-this-week/

Get me off this weather rollercoaster. Pick a season, and it better be one that is warm. #

Apparently, the National Weather Advisory Board has to issue a bulletin every time Rosie O’Donnell farts. A few too many twinkies, fried. #

Had a Paris Hilton supper. Fast, easy and sloppy. I hope it didn’t come with the awkward call to the health center about painful urination. #

Almost forgot it is trash day, and N-dog woke up with a poop no mortal diaper could hold. #itgotonme #

Julie cut my hair today. Not so good. A little too short and maybe homoish. I call it the “don’t ask, don’t tell” hair style. #

Had to give a urine and stool sample once. The lady said my urine was fine, but my stool tasted a little too nutty for her liking. #

This week off has been more Work Release program than vacation, so far. #

Making Easter cookies with Jade. #

When we decided to have a “big family”, I just thought every recipe would end with the phrase “wrap with bacon”. Details, details. #

Turned on my Mac to do some LM work. I missed you Macbook Pro….. My Windows XP machine just isn’t the same. #

Adulthood ultimately means becoming a hypocrite on your own terms. #

@Crashandburn_t buy it now while you have disposable income. in reply to Crashandburn_t #

Making the girls some French style scambled eggs. #

Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf #

@mordel You like all kinds of experiences huh? in reply to mordel #

I am thinking @AshyMae87 has a possible NKOB problem, and hates her job. #

@tatatseterrorrr Don’t forget the @username as well. in reply to tatatseterrorrr #

All holiday that starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be all that bad. #

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