What I’ve Done This Week….
- Get me off this weather rollercoaster. Pick a season, and it better be one that is warm. #
- Apparently, the National Weather Advisory Board has to issue a bulletin every time Rosie O’Donnell farts. A few too many twinkies, fried. #
- Had a Paris Hilton supper. Fast, easy and sloppy. I hope it didn’t come with the awkward call to the health center about painful urination. #
- Almost forgot it is trash day, and N-dog woke up with a poop no mortal diaper could hold. #itgotonme #
- Julie cut my hair today. Not so good. A little too short and maybe homoish. I call it the “don’t ask, don’t tell” hair style. #
- Had to give a urine and stool sample once. The lady said my urine was fine, but my stool tasted a little too nutty for her liking. #
- This week off has been more Work Release program than vacation, so far. #
- Making Easter cookies with Jade. #
- When we decided to have a “big family”, I just thought every recipe would end with the phrase “wrap with bacon”. Details, details. #
- Turned on my Mac to do some LM work. I missed you Macbook Pro….. My Windows XP machine just isn’t the same. #
- Adulthood ultimately means becoming a hypocrite on your own terms. #
- @Crashandburn_t buy it now while you have disposable income. in reply to Crashandburn_t #
- Making the girls some French style scambled eggs. #
- Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf #
- @mordel You like all kinds of experiences huh? in reply to mordel #
- I am thinking @AshyMae87 has a possible NKOB problem, and hates her job. #
- @tatatseterrorrr Don’t forget the @username as well. in reply to tatatseterrorrr #
- All holiday that starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be all that bad. #