Chien Ming Wang (pitcher for the New York Yankees), has created a unique issue issue. As you will see his last name creates some issues in headline creation. Let’s look at ten failed headlines….
Ok, I guess this is procreation video Monday…. but here is a great commercial….
Finally, here is a video that explains where children come from. I have been Googling, and Googling this (I don’t recommend it, there is a lot of miss-information). I was reading another blog today, and they had this video below. After having four children and another on the way, it’s nice to finally know they come from. Blowing really hard on her finger…….
OK, the paparazzi is out of control. I have heard about some “up-skirt” pictures of Jessica Simpson taken by the paparazzi. Do they not have any decency? If someone took an “up-skirt” photo of a lady in the mall, they would be sent to jail, charged as sexual predator. The same should happen to the paparazzi who took the pictures of Jessica Simpson. It is not right. That is too far. Just because she is a good looking famous person, does not give ANYONE the right to take up-skirt photos. In America, we have this problem, where we love to see the famous and successful fall from grace. I believe it is an envy issue. If your life sucks, then you want EVERYONE’S life to suck too. I really hope that Jessica files a Police report and the pervert who took these photos goes to jail.
I will be back to mildly entertaining posts tomorrow, but I had to say that.
There is a good reason that pro athletes and music videos usually don’t mix. That is because hilarity usually ensues. Here is a video made in 1986 by the LA Dodgers in the always great 80′s cheesy Rap style, complete with *awesome* dancing. I love it.
In a world of chaos and lost causes, there is one cause, in particular, that needs special attention. The silent ‘J’. It hangs out, lost and forgotten in words like ‘fajita’ and ‘Meijers’. How have we let such letterism be allowed in a world where we are desperately trying to eliminate all “isms”, like racism, ageism, Communism, adamism and mechanism. This intolerance must be stopped. We must stand and fight for our rights to loudly and boldly enunciate the ‘j’ and show the world that we will not let the “Man” hold our good letters down. I can see if we were talking about ‘N’s’ or ‘M’s’ and even ‘W’s', we all know that they get enough attention, but we must not let the letter ‘J’ be silent anymore. Let’s rise up, and make those ‘J’s’ be heard. Exercise your freedom of speech, and don’t let the dark forces of oppression silent your tongue in the middle of words.
This post is brought to you by the letter ‘J’.
There was a “fart” incident in Waco, TX that led to a stabbing. According to the story, there was a group of dudes staying in a motel room, and one of the dudes ripped one, which caused a ripple effect (extra points?), which led to a stabbing. Hmmm, I guess the only thing you can say is, dude, that stinks…..
Link to the story here.
Below is a funny video of a “fart tennis” match. Those who know the “Phantom Mullet” know I love a good round of “fart tennis”.
Please, only watch this video if you have a high tolerance for a fat dude in tight clothing, dancing…..
I found this old cheesy safety video over at boingboing.net. I thought it was hilarious. It is cheesy and gory all at the same time. I hope you enjoy it as well.