The Phantom Mullet

The blog that ruined the internet for serious people.

25 November
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19 November
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My Eyes!!!!

My church had a volunteer banquet last night.  They made some videos of “volunteers gone bad”.  Here is my two favorites.  The first video is a worship leader gone bad, and the second is counselors gone bad.

Enjoy!

Volunteer’s Gone Wrong – P&W Band from Cross Current Church on Vimeo.

Volunteers Gone Wrong – Hope Team from Cross Current Church on Vimeo.

19 November
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Worship Rockstar

Now that we all learned the rules to worship (see previous post), we need to learn about Worship Rock Stars.  To me, this video is both humorous and thought provoking. How many of our church worship leaders and/or famous worship leaders are doing what they do because they couldn’t make the regular rock scene, or are looking for the riches and fame that a “worship rock star” can get? I am hoping it is just a small percentage of our worship leaders who think/act this way.

Enjoy!

19 November
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How to Worship

As a person who grew up in a Baptist Church, I was unaware of the proper methods of worshiping. Here is a great video tutorial of how to properly behave in a worship service. I wish I would have seen this video years ago.  It might have saved me a few restraining orders……

18 November
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I Love Cheesy Christian Products.

I have a mild obsession with cheesy Christian products, I think it is from working at a Christian bookstore in college. Here is a video that is advertising one of those cheesy christian products….. It seems to be a joke product, but they have a website and all. It is too cheesy to be real, right? Right? Please tell me I am right.

30 June
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All is Forgiven If you Can Sing and Dance

The events of the past week have shown to me one of the fundamental problems with American society. In our current society we have stopped valuing character, and now only care about results.  If Facebook, Twitter and the News are any indication, it does not matter to people that Micheal Jackson was most likely a pedophile.  It seems you can “mess” with children all you want as long as you have some hit records and memorable performances to back you up. Yes, it is very sad that the “King of Pop” died, but to me he died the moment it became clear that Micheal was most likely a child molester. It is not just Micheal that has me upset. Manny Ramirez is another person, who by most accounts is a total jerk, yet people love him because he can hit a baseball. Most of his issues are overlooked as long as he is hitting home runs. Is that right? We even have seen this attitude in the business world. There has been many legal cases that point to the possibility that Walmart is awful to their employees and horrible to their suppliers.  Do we care? Most people don’t.  If Walmart continues to show good results with cheaper prices, they continue to help in the demise of this great nation.  In school we were always taught that in Math class, that it didn’t always matter if you got the right answer, but it mattered how you got there. I had Math classes where if  I did all of the right steps, but got the answer wrong, I got a higher grade then if I just wrote the right answer down, yet didn’t show my work, or didn’t go through the proper steps. It is still important we get the right answer, and we have good results, but we need we need to start looking to the character and values of our companies, athletes and entertainers.

This blind hero worship is not healthy.

Here is a video I saw on Boingboing.net. Micheal likes what he looks like and does have to change at all……

04 May
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Re: Eat Your Brains

Here is an awesome WOW music video of Jonathan Coulton’s song Re: Eat Your Brains.  In general, I think how many WOW music videos you watch are directly related to how big of a loser you are, so I guess we have all added one more to our list.  Oops….

29 April
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Chien Ming Wang Headlines to Avoid

Chien Ming Wang (pitcher for the New York Yankees), has created a unique issue issue.  As you will see his last name creates some issues in headline creation.  Let’s look at ten failed headlines….

  1. Wang labors, explodes in 8th.
  2. Wang stiff, pulled early.
  3. Wang deemed soft in return.
  4. Wang rises to the occasion.
  5. Batter charges mound, punches Wang.
  6. Wang out, team worried.
  7. Wang hit early and often.
  8. Wang on cutting block.
  9. Ladies love Wang
  10. Wang hurt, sent down.
20 April
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Great Commercial

Ok, I guess this is procreation video Monday…. but here is a great commercial….

20 April
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Where Babies Come From

Finally, here is a video that explains where children come from.  I have been Googling, and Googling this (I don’t recommend it, there is a lot of miss-information).  I was reading another blog today, and they had this video below.  After having four children and another on the way, it’s nice to finally know they come from.  Blowing really hard on her finger…….