The Phantom Mullet

Gesture Remote for Our God, the TV.

In this time and age of touch screens, wii-motes and mouse gestures.  Hitachi has come up with a Gesture based TV remote to control our illuminated God.  Who said you can’t get some exercise watching TV?  Now to change the channel you have to wave your hand, or whatever *they* decide. I can imagine how much more exciting the struggle for remote control will be?  Wrestling, grappling, feats of strength, it will be great.  The whole time grappling for control of the illuminated God. All the while, it is going crazy trying to read of all the motions, flipping channels, zooming in and out, picture in picture, volume up/down.  It will be great.  We will have to duke it out, old school to become the ultimate commander of the illuminated God.  He will be at our beck and call.  We will control if we want our news slanted to the left, or slanted to the right.

To read more, and see some videos on this check out this CNET New article here.

10 Ways to Know the Easter Bunny has Gone Crazy

1. His basket is filled with invites to “Furry” Parties.
2. Rotting corpse of the Energizer Bunny is found in his crawl space.
3. Collaborated with Dr. Kevorkian on a “Suicide Egg”
4. He is hippity hopped up on crack cocaine
5. Thinks giving a pile of money to failing businesses, will fix the economy.
6. Eggs come filled with Prozac now
7. Starts bringing the eggs scrambled.
8. Is caught trying to order a hit on Santa, Leprechauns, Cupid and Martin Luther King  in a grand plan of holiday domination.
9. Every house he visits has REDRUM written on the mirror
10. Still is investing money with Bernie Madoff.