The Phantom Mullet

Chien Ming Wang Headlines to Avoid

Chien Ming Wang (pitcher for the New York Yankees), has created a unique issue issue.  As you will see his last name creates some issues in headline creation.  Let’s look at ten failed headlines….

1. Wang labors, explodes in 8th.
2. Wang stiff, pulled early.
3. Wang deemed soft in return.
4. Wang rises to the occasion.
5. Batter charges mound, punches Wang.
6. Wang out, team worried.
7. Wang hit early and often.
8. Wang on cutting block.
9. Ladies love Wang
10. Wang hurt, sent down.