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- His basket is filled with invites to “Furry” Parties.
- Rotting corpse of the Energizer Bunny is found in his crawl space.
- Collaborated with Dr. Kevorkian on a “Suicide Egg”
- He is hippity hopped up on crack cocaine
- Thinks giving a pile of money to failing businesses, will fix the economy.
- Eggs come filled with Prozac now
- Starts bringing the eggs scrambled.
- Is caught trying to order a hit on Santa, Leprechauns, Cupid and Martin Luther King in a grand plan of holiday domination.
- Every house he visits has REDRUM written on the mirror
- Still is investing money with Bernie Madoff.
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