The Phantom Mullet

Scottish Kilts Copyrighted?

Here is a story about how they are trying to copyright Scottish kilts. For it to be a “Scottish” kilt, it has to be made in Scotland, hand sewn, and made of pure wool. Now if you wear underwear under your “Scottish” kilt, is it just a kilt then? Seriously, this whole copyright thing has gone WAY TOO FAR!!! What else are they going to copyright? French toast? English Muffins? Danishes? The whole breakfast line could be in serious jeopardy. Maybe we will have to change the name of things, like French fries, to “eat to many of these look like Rosie O’Donnell” fries. Or even Italian sausage to “the only sausage Paris Hilton won’t eat” sausage. This whole copyright thing is out of control.