The Phantom Mullet

Confucious Says…..

1. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
2. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
3. Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ball room.
4. Man who tell too many light bulb joke soon burnt out.
5. Man who scratch butt, should not bite nails.
6. Wise man never play leap frog with unicorn.
7. Man who sneezes without tissue, take matter into own hands.
8. Man who take laxatives and sleeping pills on same night, wake up in deep poo.
9. Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
10. Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.