The Phantom Mullet

She’s a Femme Bot??

Does anyone else think Hillary Clinton might be a robot?  Seriously.  I keep waiting for her “jublies” to turn into machine guns and mow down Obama.  Is it safe to potentially put the country under command of a robot.  I think it is the start of robot revolution.  Better start learning binary, so we can communicate with our new robot overlords.  Maybe the iPhone is just HRC’s little spies, here to follow our every move, get us to love and adore us, only to turn on us and crush our spirits.  I don’t know, but is anyone else thinking maybe HRC and Martha Stewart should have a battle to the death cage match?  Either way, at the end of the match, the world would be a better day…..

Hit TV Shows in Iraq

1. My Two Baghdads
2. Burka Baywatch
3. M*U*S*T*A*S*H
4. Are You Smarter Than a Camel
5. Buffy the Slayer of Imperialist Yankee Pigs
6. Hussienfield
7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8. Iraq’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
9. When Camels Attack
10. Achmed’s Creek

Scottish Kilts Copyrighted?

Here is a story about how they are trying to copyright Scottish kilts. For it to be a “Scottish” kilt, it has to be made in Scotland, hand sewn, and made of pure wool. Now if you wear underwear under your “Scottish” kilt, is it just a kilt then? Seriously, this whole copyright thing has gone WAY TOO FAR!!! What else are they going to copyright? French toast? English Muffins? Danishes? The whole breakfast line could be in serious jeopardy. Maybe we will have to change the name of things, like French fries, to “eat to many of these look like Rosie O’Donnell” fries. Or even Italian sausage to “the only sausage Paris Hilton won’t eat” sausage. This whole copyright thing is out of control.

Confucious Says…..

1. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
2. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
3. Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ball room.
4. Man who tell too many light bulb joke soon burnt out.
5. Man who scratch butt, should not bite nails.
6. Wise man never play leap frog with unicorn.
7. Man who sneezes without tissue, take matter into own hands.
8. Man who take laxatives and sleeping pills on same night, wake up in deep poo.
9. Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
10. Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.