The blog that ruined the internet for serious people.
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- Fat, she broke her leg, gravy started pouring out.
- Bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like roll on deodorant.
- A Whore, she works 7 to 11 and serves more than McDonalds.
- Skinny, she ate a grape and everyone thought she was pregnant.
- A Red neck, she has been married three times and still has the same in-laws.
- Stupid, she checked herself into the Betty Ford Clinic because she is hooked on Phonics.
- Cheap, she always says “If you can’t buy it at Walmart, you don’t need it.”
- Poor, I asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks, one to hold up the ceiling, the other to fight off the cockroaches.
- Old, she sat in front of Jesus in the first grade.
- Greasy, she sweats butter, syrup, and excretes jam… and has a full-time job at the IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead.
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