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- Walk up with an ice cube, break it and then say “I just broke the ice, lets make out.”
- Do you like the Flintstones, cause I’ll make your bed rock.
- You smell purdy pretty lady.
- I look forward to stocking you.
- People always think I am gay, but I am not, my boyfriend is. Want to make out?
- You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Hey someone farted, let’s get out of here.
- Do you have a GPS, I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Hi, I’d like to award you the (insert award name here) Award for looking so good. Now if give me your name, number and vital stats, I will enter you into our grand prize of an all expense paid date with me.
- You be the Dairy Queen, I’ll be the Burger King. You treat me right and I’ll do it your way.
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