The Phantom Mullet

Reasons Ronald McDonald Could be the Anti-Christ

1. The unholy alliance with Grimace and the Cheese Burglar
2. His mass extermination camps for chickens and cows
3. His continued efforts to plumpen our offspring
4. Two words : Chicken McNuggets
5. In an interview, when asked about the poor little children assembling his nazi propagandist toys for children, he responded “I’m lovin’ it.”
6. His constant attempts to “supersize” my lunch. Pure Evil
7. Breakfast: “Would you like a colostomy bag with that?”
8. His houses of torture and debauchery are on every major street corner
9. His domination of the world economy
10. “Woud you like fries with that?”