The Phantom Mullet

10 Things You Shouldn’t Say in an Airport

1. My Name is Bin-Laden
2. Where do I stow my AK-47?
3. I don’t care when we arrive, or where……
4. I once went to pilot school, dropped out before we learned how to land….
5. Mmmmm 70 virgins……
6. Can I please meet the Air Marshall?
7. What is your policy on box cutters?
8. Hey pretty lady, is that shirt flame retardant?
9. Quick, what is the tallest building close by?
10. Bomb