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Archive for February, 2008
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- When Grandma’s attack
- Trekies: The dating game
- American Monk : Who is the next star Gregorian chanter.
- Pull My Finger: The Rosie O’Donnell Story
- Parenting 101: hosted by Brittney Spears
- Bin-Laden and Friends Comedy Hour
- Taxidermist Files
- Prime Factor: famous people have to tell if a number is a prime number, or what it’s factors are.
- Will Star Jones Eat it?
- America’s Next Top Accoutant
Posted by Darren in
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- Walk up with an ice cube, break it and then say “I just broke the ice, lets make out.”
- Do you like the Flintstones, cause I’ll make your bed rock.
- You smell purdy pretty lady.
- I look forward to stocking you.
- People always think I am gay, but I am not, my boyfriend is. Want to make out?
- You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Hey someone farted, let’s get out of here.
- Do you have a GPS, I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Hi, I’d like to award you the (insert award name here) Award for looking so good. Now if give me your name, number and vital stats, I will enter you into our grand prize of an all expense paid date with me.
- You be the Dairy Queen, I’ll be the Burger King. You treat me right and I’ll do it your way.
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- Fat, she broke her leg, gravy started pouring out.
- Bald, when she wears a turtle neck she looks like roll on deodorant.
- A Whore, she works 7 to 11 and serves more than McDonalds.
- Skinny, she ate a grape and everyone thought she was pregnant.
- A Red neck, she has been married three times and still has the same in-laws.
- Stupid, she checked herself into the Betty Ford Clinic because she is hooked on Phonics.
- Cheap, she always says “If you can’t buy it at Walmart, you don’t need it.”
- Poor, I asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks, one to hold up the ceiling, the other to fight off the cockroaches.
- Old, she sat in front of Jesus in the first grade.
- Greasy, she sweats butter, syrup, and excretes jam… and has a full-time job at the IHOP wiping pancakes across her forehead.
- One terd and four has beens
- 15 minutes of fame start now
- Talent: it’s over-rated
- Royalty Money Ran Out
- Drugs, Sex and Corporate Sales
- My Mom still likes me.
- Idol Reject and the Nursing Home Allstars
- The Corporate Puppets
- Career Is Now Dead
- Oops
- My Name is Bin-Laden
- Where do I stow my AK-47?
- I don’t care when we arrive, or where……
- I once went to pilot school, dropped out before we learned how to land….
- Mmmmm 70 virgins……
- Can I please meet the Air Marshall?
- What is your policy on box cutters?
- Hey pretty lady, is that shirt flame retardant?
- Quick, what is the tallest building close by?
- Bomb
- The unholy alliance with Grimace and the Cheese Burglar
- His mass extermination camps for chickens and cows
- His continued efforts to plumpen our offspring
- Two words : Chicken McNuggets
- In an interview, when asked about the poor little children assembling his nazi propagandist toys for children, he responded “I’m lovin’ it.”
- His constant attempts to “supersize” my lunch. Pure Evil
- Breakfast: “Would you like a colostomy bag with that?”
- His houses of torture and debauchery are on every major street corner
- His domination of the world economy
- “Woud you like fries with that?”
