Apparently kangaroo farts do not contain methane, while cow farts do, which causes almost 14% of all greenhouse emissions in Australia, which is about what Rosie O’Donnell’s farts cause in the US.
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Brittney Spears was in the news again….. That makes me think that it is finally time to bring in the clowns. Yes, thats right, the evil ninja assassin clowns. Brittney and her family have been mucking up the news for too long. I think Blinky, whose specialty is balloon animal nun chucks, is going to be called out of retirement. But first she must be tortured . I think the usual of blasting her house with Brittney Spears music….um wait…. oh yea…. how ironic…. OK how about blasting her house with anything Axle Rose post Guns and Roses. That should be a good start. Then after her sensibilities are down, we send in the Scientologists to take what is left of her money. Now she is ready for the clowns, no not the management of the New York Knicks, the evil ninja assassin clowns. Their van will pull up, (their tiny car was being used to help Hilary Clinton find her human heart) the twenty clowns or so will spring into action making balloon animals, shooting each other with water, and writing the next service pack for Windows Vista. Well all of the distraction is going outside, Blinky goes in and “takes care of business”. Job done, everyone happy.
BTW, that was pretty much the story of Princess Diane, except insert Mimes, Windows ME, and the whole cast of “Everybody loves Raymond.”
Mitt Romney has a new campaign add that compares Chuck Norris to Mike Huckabee. Can you imagine Chuck Norris as president. Who needs the CIA to go after terrorists, just send Chuck. Also, the Secret Service wouldn’t be protecting Chuck Norris, they would be protecting us from him. Don’t like his views on Health Care, round house kick to the head. Man, C-Span just may become something worth watching. Here is some potential laws/rules I think President Chuck would enact.
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I was reading the latest “Whistle Blower” magazine when I came across exactly where political correctness is taking us. Ok, there are some people in Australia that want the change Santa’s “Ho, Ho, Ho” to “Ha, Ha, Ha” because “Ho, Ho, Ho” is scary to children and derogatory to women. I mean is he really greeting us, or just looking for a hooker. We cannot have that. We must band together to eliminate this evil jelly bowled sex freak. I can’t believe we have or children sit on his lap. Santa is the ultimate ‘dirty old man’. The worst thing is, I think he is in to midgets………
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