I Can Hold It…..
Has anyone had to use a Hi-way restroom lately? You know, the kind that are state sponsored that are direct exits of the Hi-way? They have been ruined by the stigma attached to them by movies like “There is Something about Mary”. They are considered to be homosexual havens, the Los Vegas of bathrooms. Where men gather together for anonymous sex. Since most people think that, or at least have been told that, it is funny to observe the behavior of men at these places. Most straight males are so scared of any kind of “homo suspicion” they act ridiculous, almost to the point they become suspicious themselves. First most people avoid those places like the plague, they only go if they, you know, have to go, really bad. So here you are entering a place with a “homo” stigma, and you are dancing and prancing, mind you it is the universal “Pee Pee Dance”. Then everyone makes sure to make absolutely ZERO eye contact. I mean any stray glance could mean you are up for some “Meat Hole Sailing”. The place has more homosexual tension than a Clay Aiken concert.
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