Rejected Apple Products
The Mac World Expo starts soon, which means that Steve Jobs usually announces some new revolutionary product, like last years announcement of the iPhone. Here at the Phantom Mullet, we got a hold of some the rejected product ideas.
- the iEye – This is a bluetooth glass eye for pirates. It was scrapped because the name sounded too much like a pirate salutation and was causing way too many “Who is On First” moments. Also, most pirates in the test group did not see the need to hook their phone to their glass eye.
- the iWhore – Pretty much Paris Hilton with integrated WiFi, and I believe what she says in the mirror everyday.
- the iFridge – touch screen, WiFi, bluetooth, but you can only get out what Steve Jobs thinks you should have, when you should have it.
- the iFart – Yep, that smell was me…….. sorry about that. Must have been all of those apples I have been eating…
- iCondom – Testing showed most of the cheeto’s colored fingers neck beard War Craft players, didn’t really have a use for this product…..
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