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10 January
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MC Hammer, Can I Touch This?


MC Hammer is starting a “you tube” like site, just for dancers to post to. I makes me wonder if I can touch this. Well, if Hammer thinks this is a good idea, maybe there are some other people that should do video sites dedicated to a particular subject matter as well. If Hammer can do it, anyone can. Here are some possibilities…..

  1. Barry Bonds – A bunch of videos of pimply backs, big heads and asterisks. If you add the neck beards and orange Cheeto’s fingers it could also be a site for World of Warcraft fans.
  2. Brittney Spears – all videos of white trash bags….
  3. Micheal Jackson – all little kids, all the time
  4. Lindsey Lohan – toilets flushing. “Hey, wait my career was in there!”
  5. Tom Cruise – Jumping on couches
  6. Hillary Rodam-Clinton – She-male robots.
  7. John Travolta – Hangers, shoes and any other items one would find in a closet.
  8. Bob Saget – America’s un-Funniest Home Video’s
  9. Rosie O’Donnell – Video’s of donkey’s and jackasses.
  10. Kentucky Residents – anything about the new marvel, indoor plumbing.

Well, maybe Hammer doesn’t have a very good idea after all……

 
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