7 Habits of a Highly Ineffective Hotel Heiress
Here are 7 habits every Hotel Heiress should read. If any of these habits are true in any way, it is time for an Opera intervention. On to the habits.
- Get humped and dumped by all most every male of voting age in greater Beverly Hills. The town bike is only fun for one night. Also, what if somebody bends a spoke, or breaks the seat.
- Have a failed music career. If someone chooses to go into music and expect other people to listen and enjoy your creation. A certain talent level is expected. I could live with at least something that might resemble talent. Even the deaf mutes thought it sucked.
- Co-star in an absolutely ridiculous reality show that the only reason ANYONE watched, was because it was like a car crash on the freeway, you have to take a peak and see what the damage is.
- Have the only project you work on the public really wants to see, is a leaked sex tape. Easy on that bike seat Mr. Solomon, Beverly Hills is a big town….
- Get arrested for drunk driving and actually go to jail. O.J. Simpson killed his wife and he didn’t even go to jail.
- Have a public feud with a best friend. Talk to the media about it. It is always best to be thought an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it.
- Have your grandfather pledge to give 97% of his money (2.3 billion) to charity rather than you, because you embarrass him, constantly.
So if there are any rich heiresses that read Phantom Mullet, that fits some or all of these habits…… *cough* Paris Hilton *cough* Opera is warming up the intervention seat now…..
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