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06 January
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Street Racing 85-Year Old

In Toronto, Canada an 85 year old man was pulled over for “Street Racing”. In a new law, anyone who is caught going more than 50 km/h over the speed limit, is considered to be street racing. The speed geezer was going 161 km/h (aprox 100 mph) in a 100 km/h zone (aprox 60 mph). According to the Cop he passed her at 140 km/h and then sped up. Does it scare anyone else that an 85-year old ma was driving 161 km/h? He passed a marked Cop car and sped up….. Maybe he took the red pill, when he was supposed to take the blue pill. He may have been extremely delusional, but had a prize winning erection…..

 
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