Brittney Spears Eliminated by Evil Ninja Clown
Brittney Spears was in the news again….. That makes me think that it is finally time to bring in the clowns. Yes, thats right, the evil ninja assassin clowns. Brittney and her family have been mucking up the news for too long. I think Blinky, whose specialty is balloon animal nun chucks, is going to be called out of retirement. But first she must be tortured . I think the usual of blasting her house with Brittney Spears music….um wait…. oh yea…. how ironic…. OK how about blasting her house with anything Axle Rose post Guns and Roses. That should be a good start. Then after her sensibilities are down, we send in the Scientologists to take what is left of her money. Now she is ready for the clowns, no not the management of the New York Knicks, the evil ninja assassin clowns. Their van will pull up, (their tiny car was being used to help Hilary Clinton find her human heart) the twenty clowns or so will spring into action making balloon animals, shooting each other with water, and writing the next service pack for Windows Vista. Well all of the distraction is going outside, Blinky goes in and “takes care of business”. Job done, everyone happy.
BTW, that was pretty much the story of Princess Diane, except insert Mimes, Windows ME, and the whole cast of “Everybody loves Raymond.”
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